“[My best friend Abigail and I] watched Napoleon Dynamite and we talked like Napoleon Dynamite for a year. That probably didn’t help us with the whole popularity thing. Then we found this Chinese restaurant that nobody goes to and we would dress up in prom dresses, tiaras, gloves, and funny slippers to go eat there. There was never anyone in the restaurant to see us, but, I mean, we got some looks.”